Monday, May 16, 2016

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Journalistic scoop: Trump-Ryan secret agenda is presented to the public for the first time!

1 Hispanic vote: Job opportunity by hiring them to build the "wall."!
2 Muslim vote - Interest-free loans made possible through the sponsorship of Mr.Trump, since he is "filthy rich."
3 Women's vote - a) Teach them leadership skills with inspiration from Secretary Clinton's life. b) Interested, Republican elected officials should wear ladies' clothing on Fridays to show solidarity with women.
4 Homeless vote - The Trump family, under his leadership, should live on the sidewalk adjacent to the Trump Tower at least for a few hours and eat leftovers from the Tower's restaurants
5 Sanders vote - Attract Sanders' supporters to high-paying Trump campaign positions
6 Evangelical vote - Trump family should attend church regularly, en masse
7 Middle class vote - Increase Social Insecurity for them
8 Medicare - Replace with "Medicarelessness" and save money
9 Speaker Ryan should create the impression of being more human by crying more often in public, following Speaker Boehner's example
10 NRA - Encourage them to carry more toy guns
11 Support maximum tax on the poor and the minimum wage for those working for the super-rich
12 Speaker Ryan Agenda: dissuade Trump from his intention to demolish the White House and replace it with another Trump Tower (Mr. Trump emphatically and repeatedly told Ryan, "I am rich--filthy rich") Poor Speaker!
13 Grand new Republican strategy: if Hillary becomes President, consult Sen. McConnell on how to sabotage her administration from day one 

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